You Don't Mess with the Zohan subtitles
Film. 2008. Comedy, Action. 113 min. Directed by Dennis Dugan.
Lather. Rinse. Save the world.
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
441 subtitle files in 45 languages
- Polish: 82
- English: 38
- Romanian: 27
- Arabic: 20
- Portuguese: 17
- Dutch: 16
- Spanish: 15
- Czech: 14
- Greek: 14
- Hebrew: 14
- Turkish: 13
- Serbian: 12
- French: 11
- Portuguese (Brazil): 11
- Danish: 10
- Croatian: 10
- Vietnamese: 10
- Indonesian: 9
- Slovenian: 9
- Finnish: 8
- Bulgarian: 7
- Persian: 6
- Hungarian: 6
- Albanian: 6
- Swedish: 6
- Chinese: 6
- Bosnian: 4
- Norwegian: 4
- Chinese (Traditional): 4
- German: 3
- Estonian: 3
- Italian: 3
- Japanese: 3
- Korean: 3
- Icelandic: 2
- Malay: 2
- Russian: 2
- Slovak: 2
- Thai: 2
- Ukrainian: 2
- Hindi: 1
- Kurdish: 1
- Lithuanian: 1
- Macedonian: 1
- Burmese: 1
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| English | You Don't Mess with the Zohan 2008 1080p NF WEBRip x264 AAC DD+ 5.1 HQ | SRT | 2026-10-04 |
| English | You Dont Mess with the Zohan (2008) [1080p] | SRT | 2026-09-01 |
| Dutch | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.Theatrical.Cut.BluRay.1080p.TrueHD.5.1.AVC.REMUX-FraMeSToR | SRT | 2026-08-28 |
| Dutch | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.Unrated.BluRay.1080p.TrueHD.5.1.AVC.REMUX-FraMeSToR | SRT | 2026-08-28 |
| Japanese | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.UNRATED.EXTENDED.1080p.BluRay.6CH.x265.HEVC-PSA | SRT | 2026-02-27 |
| Icelandic | You.Dont.Mess.With.The.Zohan.2008.720p.BluRay.x264.PROPER-CYBERMEN | SRT | 2024-07-20 |
| Swedish | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.UNRATED.EXTENDED.720p.BluRay.2CH.x265.HEVC-PSA | SRT | 2024-07-17 |
| Thai | You.Dont.Mess.With.The.Zohan.2008.UNRATED.720p.BluRay-RARBG - OCR | SRT | 2024-07-14 |
| Kurdish | You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) | SRT | 2024-07-09 |
| Vietnamese | You.Dont.Mess.with.the.Zohan.Theatrical.2008.REMUX.1080p.BluRay.TrueHD.5.1.AVC-LEGi0N | SRT | 2024-07-04 |
| Vietnamese | You.Dont.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008 - vie | SRT | 2024-07-01 |
| Romanian | You Don’t Mess With the Zohan | SRT | 2024-06-23 |
| Finnish | You.Dont.Mess.With.The.Zohan.2008.UNRATED.DvDrip-aXXo | SUB | 2024-06-21 |
| Finnish | You.Dont.Mess.With.The.Zohan.2008.DVDRIP.XVID-DUQA | SUB | 2024-06-21 |
| Vietnamese | You Dont Mess with the Zohan 2008- sa Time | SRT | 2024-06-20 |
| Norwegian | You.Dont.Mess.With.The.Zohan.2008.NOR-RETAIL | SRT | 2024-06-20 |
| Danish | You.Dont.Mess.With.The.Zohan.Unrated.Extended.2008.BRRip.Xvid.AC3.PRoDJi | SRT | 2024-06-19 |
| Serbian | You Dont Mess with the Zohan 2008 720p BluRay DD5.1 x264-OUTDATED | SRT | 2024-06-19 |
| Vietnamese | You.Dont.Mess.With.The.Zohan[2008][Unrated.Edition]DvDrip-aXXo | SRT | 2024-06-19 |
| English | Bow | SRT | 2024-06-19 |
| Danish | Bow | SRT | 2024-06-19 |
| Chinese (Traditional) | Bow | SRT | 2024-06-19 |
| Vietnamese | You dont mess with the Zohan Vietnamese rip by Cruel | SRT | 2024-06-19 |
| Ukrainian | You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) | SRT | 2024-02-04 |
| English | You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) UNRATED | SRT | 2024-01-14 |
| English | You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) - UNRATED | SRT | 2024-01-13 |
| English | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.WEB-DL.TUBI | SRT | 2023-03-02 |
| Dutch | You Don't Mess with the Zohan.(UNRATED). 2008. 1080p. HEVC. 10bit | SRT | 2022-10-03 |
| Chinese | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.WEBRip.Netflix | SRT | 2022-03-28 |
| Chinese | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.WEBRip.Netflix | SRT | 2022-03-28 |
| Vietnamese | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.WEBRip.Netflix | SRT | 2022-03-28 |
| Ukrainian | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.WEBRip.Netflix | SRT | 2022-03-28 |
| Turkish | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.WEBRip.Netflix | SRT | 2022-03-28 |
| Thai | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.WEBRip.Netflix | SRT | 2022-03-28 |
| Swedish | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.WEBRip.Netflix | SRT | 2022-03-28 |
| Russian | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.WEBRip.Netflix | SRT | 2022-03-28 |
| Romanian | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.WEBRip.Netflix | SRT | 2022-03-28 |
| Portuguese | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.WEBRip.Netflix | SRT | 2022-03-28 |
| Portuguese | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.WEBRip.Netflix | SRT | 2022-03-28 |
| Polish | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.WEBRip.Netflix | SRT | 2022-03-28 |
| Dutch | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.WEBRip.Netflix | SRT | 2022-03-28 |
| Norwegian | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.WEBRip.Netflix | SRT | 2022-03-28 |
| Korean | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.WEBRip.Netflix | SRT | 2022-03-28 |
| Japanese | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.WEBRip.Netflix | SRT | 2022-03-28 |
| Italian | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.WEBRip.Netflix | SRT | 2022-03-28 |
| Icelandic | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.WEBRip.Netflix | SRT | 2022-03-28 |
| Indonesian | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.WEBRip.Netflix | SRT | 2022-03-28 |
| Hungarian | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.WEBRip.Netflix | SRT | 2022-03-28 |
| Croatian | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.WEBRip.Netflix | SRT | 2022-03-28 |
| Hindi | You.Don't.Mess.with.the.Zohan.2008.WEBRip.Netflix | SRT | 2022-03-28 |